What does it mean to be epic? How does one get epic?
They smell. Really. Really. Bad.
Body odor is the essence of adventure. Adventure is the essence of body odor.
Being epic is not about the journey or the destination. It is about capturing the smell of adventure. Bottling it at the source. Spraying it at others when they ask, “How was your weekend?”
And you can say, with smug confidence, So Épiq.
Not all who wander hear a tree fall in the woods, but we can conquer ourselves.
Be Épiq every day.