Iโ€™m not sure how many times it will take before I learn that I am not cut out to be a ski guide. Many times in the past I have made the mistake of judging avalanche conditions based on the expectation that without mandatory air or other obstacles, all members of our group could easily out run a small fracture and have a good handle on slough management. Another misjudgment I frequently make is the assumption that everyoneโ€™s idea of fun is the same (expending mass amounts of energy to get as close to danger as possible while coming out unharmed). I think it was the latter expectation that got me into trouble this time.ย 

Charlie Baker, a recently retired Fire Fighter from San Franciscoโ€™s notoriously radical Tenderloin district is no stranger to danger. My โ€œclientโ€ was an extremely fit 61 year old, who runs and swims daily, and who was constantly exposed to stressful emergency situations for 30 years, in a job where navigating hazard and keeping ones cool is a necessity. A skier for years with newly found freedom on his time, the idea that he may want to join us on our trip seemed obvious. Who wouldnโ€™t want to explore the rugged mountains of a foreign country with a group that barely speaks the language, being toured by a person who we barely know? At the end of our trip we had a planned 10-day winter camping and ski mountaineering mission. I knew this portion of the trip was likely going to be a little challenging even for an optimist like myself. For the rest of it I thought, โ€œthis is perfectโ€โ€ฆ

Iโ€™ll admit that even for me the travel was a bit strenuous. The bus, to plane, to plane, to plane, to 20-hour bus was more tiring than I expected. But still, the schedule wouldnโ€™t allow for much rest if we wanted to actually ski while we were there. By the time we made it all the way south to El Calafate, Argentina I could feel my immune system breaking down and after one particularly long, cold day on a Patagonian mountain my body said, โ€œenoughโ€. What started as a cough turn to chills and soon forced a much-needed little break. It was at about the same time that Charlie made it known that heโ€™d had enough as well. His legs no longer cared for mountain climbing, his chilled bones longed for the warmth of the sun, and he dreamed of trading his ill-fitted boots for flip flops. Like us, all he needed was some sleep, a real salad, and rest. Unlike us, his trip had come to an end and our challenges had really just begun.

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